Father a child

Impregnate the women of your choice, have her give birth to your child, and raise it as your own. Let's see a picture of your ugly, ugly baby.

Attempts (12)

Comments

Jojo said on 12/11/2006 at 08:02PM:
So your boys can swim. Big deal. « reply
thedrunkenmonkey said on 11/06/2007 at 03:23PM:
Bingo. Shooting sperm out into a receptive ova hardly takes skill, talent, or even consciousness that could be defined as memorable. Whoop-de-friggin' do. « reply