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Lead a cult

You know you have mega lo maniac inside you somewhere. Get a group of people together, get them completely immersed in each other's lives until they start exhibiting cult-like behaviors: countercultural norms, insular social interactions, living together, etc.

bwonder's attempt:

The Story

Although I have extensive experience as a cult leader, including the SpaceVirgins, I currently am Queen B of a cult called the Pod of One. We are a very exclusive group with secret rituals and even-more-secret guest and "a lists." In addition to acting as a moral compass for all of humanity, we also organize community service activities, such as fundraisers for Leukemia/Lymphoma society, sharing shade with the masses, and distribution of ice to overheated populations. Full indoctrination of this cult takes an undisclosed--but very long--period of time. Our membership policy is highly exlcusive and includes sponsorship by all active members of the Pod of One. Our annual meeting occurs on the 32nd of Nevuary at 2500 hours....um, yeah right...like I would disclose that information.