#10 of 12

Father a child

Impregnate the women of your choice, have her give birth to your child, and raise it as your own. Let's see a picture of your ugly, ugly baby.

unklesteve's attempt:

Not one, but TWO children have sprung forth from my loins.

My wife and I gave them rock star names, just to make sure they don't end up as middle managers sitting in grey cubicles.

Turning 3 years old this August, we have Maverick Eliot!

Turning 1 year old this July, we have Beatrix Danger!

They're kinda awesome.

Vote on this.

unklesteve