Be naked in a hot spring

It was at Burning Man 1996 - but that's a whole 'nother story.

It was me, Tess, Lee, and Gromit, all of us nekkid and slathered in mud like pretty much everybody around us.  We sampled the various pools whose temperatures ranged from cool to lukewarm to oh-shit hot.

In one pool, a group of people were applying mud to the body of a beautiful girl.  I overheard her say to them, "If one of you had told me when we first met this morning that we would end up like this, I'd have called you a liar."

Later, somebody else in the pool we were soaking in reached beneath the water and came up with several very large bones.  Seems an entire cow was decomposing in the pool.

That night, not coincidentally I suspect, Tess and I both got dysentery.