Drink a whole lot a beer

I too participated in this epic bender!  I would like to one up Jlo by announcing that not only did I not blackout (like he did), pass out (like Jlo) or lick my face (exhibit A)- I managed to draw a mustache on the bathroom mirror of every single bar we visited in those three days.  I also put a mustache on art.  Let's get real.  I did it but I was so drunk I couldn't spell "mustache".