Father a child
Impregnate the women of your choice, have her give birth to your child, and raise it as your own. Let's see a picture of your ugly, ugly baby.linc's attempt:
The Story
Done it once, done it twice, the third ones on the way. There's nothing like being a daddy.




i want my kids to grow up to be like your kids...except not girls...'cause their boys! « reply